Eat Elsewhere
An elderly couple were having trouble with their romantic lives. They visited the doctor who listened carefully, then pronounced his diagnosis.
At your age, he stated, you need spontaneity and immediacy. The next time you feel the urge, carry it out. I don't care if it's on the dining room table; take action.
The next month, the couple returned for their visit. "How did my suggestion work" the doctor asked? "Great!!!, the man replied, but we can't eat at Shoneys' anymore."
YEARLY CHECK-UP
An old man goes to the doctor for his yearly physical, his wife tagging along.When the doctor enters the examination room, he tells the old man, "I need a urine sample, a stool sample, and a sperm sample."The old man, being hard of hearing, looks at his wife and yells, "WHAT? What did he say? What does he want?"His wife yells back, "He needs your underwear.
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