"When geese fly in a 'V', why is one side longer?
Because there are more geese on that side
☻Why do cows wear bells?
Because their horns don't work
☻What did the turkey say to the chicken?
Gobble gobble
☻Why do hens lay eggs?
If they dropped them, they'd break
☻Which side of the chicken has he most feathers?
The outside
☻Doctor, I can t stop behaving like a dog.
How long have you been acting this way?
Since I was a puppy!"
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Because there are more geese on that side
☻Why do cows wear bells?
Because their horns don't work
☻What did the turkey say to the chicken?
Gobble gobble
☻Why do hens lay eggs?
If they dropped them, they'd break
☻Which side of the chicken has he most feathers?
The outside
☻Doctor, I can t stop behaving like a dog.
How long have you been acting this way?
Since I was a puppy!"
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