Marriage humor

"Marriage is not a word. It is a sentence (a life sentence!).

Marriage is an institution in which a man loses his Bachelor's Degree
and the woman gets her Masters.

Marriage is a thing which puts a ring on a woman's finger and two under the man's eyes.

Marriage requires a man to prepare 4 types of 'RINGS' : -
The Engagement Ring -
The Wedding Ring -
The Suffer-Ring -
The Endue-Ring

Married life is full of excitement and frustration :
- In the first year of marriage, the man speaks and the woman listens.
- In the second year, the woman speaks and the man listens.
- In the third year, they BOTH speak and the NEIGHBOURS listen.

Getting married is very much like going to the restaurant with friends.
You order what you want, and when you see what the other fellow has,
you wish you had ordered that.

It's true that all men are born free and equal - but some of them get MARRIED!"
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