Wednesday, August 29, 2007
TOP TEN THINGS YOU DON'T WANT TO HEAR IN SURGERY
1 Don't worry. I think it is sharp enough.
2 Nurse, did this patient sign the organs donation card?
3 Damn! Page 84 of the manual is missing!
4 Everybody stand back! I lost a contact lens!
5 Hand me that...uh...that uh.....thingie
6 Better save that. We'll need it for the autopsy.
7 'Accept this sacrifice, O Great Lord of Darkness'
8 Whoa, wait a minute, if this is his spleen, then what's that?
9 'Ya know, there's big money in kidneys. Hell, he's got two of'em
10 What do you mean 'You want a divorce?'"
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