The Dog Funeral

Muldoon lives with his dog in the countryside. When the dog dies, Muldoon goes to the parish priest. 'Father, could you say a mass for the poor creature?'
The father explains, 'We can’t have services for an animal in the church, but there’s a new denomination down the road. Maybe they’ll do something for him.'
'Thanks,' says Muldoon. 'Do you think $5,000 is enough to donate for the service?'
The father replies, 'Why didn’t you tell me the dog was Catholic?'

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