Monday, December 22, 2008
Peggy Sue the pint-sized horse
'I heard that Peggy Sue was in need of a home and when I met her
it was a case of love at first sight,' she added.
'She has a fabulous personality, is so loving,
likes people and is really cheeky.'
read hereit was a case of love at first sight,' she added.
'She has a fabulous personality, is so loving,
likes people and is really cheeky.'
Sunday, December 21, 2008
Saturday, December 20, 2008
Christmas Story
When four of Santa's elves got sick, the trainee elves did not produce toys as fast as the regular ones, and Santa began to feel the Pre-Christmas pressure.
Then Mrs Claus told Santa her Mother was coming to visit, which stressed Santa even more.
When he went to harness the reindeer, he found that three of them were about to give birth and two others had jumped the fence and were out, Heaven knows where.
Then when he began to load the sleigh, one of the floorboards cracked, the toy bag fell to the ground and all the toys were scattered.
Frustrated, Santa went in the house for a cup of apple cider and a shot of rum.
When he went to the cupboard, he discovered the elves had drank all the cider and hidden the liquor.
In his frustration, he accidentally dropped the cider jug, and it broke into hundreds of little glass pieces all over the kitchen floor.
He went to get the broom and found the mice had eaten all the straw off the end of the broom.
Just then the doorbell rang, and irritated Santa marched to the door, yanked it open, and there stood a little angel with a great big Christmas tree.
The angel said very cheerfully, 'Merry Christmas, Santa. Isn't this a lovely day? I have a beautiful tree for you. Where would you like me to stick it?'
And so began the tradition of the little angel on top of the Christmas tree.
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Then Mrs Claus told Santa her Mother was coming to visit, which stressed Santa even more.
When he went to harness the reindeer, he found that three of them were about to give birth and two others had jumped the fence and were out, Heaven knows where.
Then when he began to load the sleigh, one of the floorboards cracked, the toy bag fell to the ground and all the toys were scattered.
Frustrated, Santa went in the house for a cup of apple cider and a shot of rum.
When he went to the cupboard, he discovered the elves had drank all the cider and hidden the liquor.
In his frustration, he accidentally dropped the cider jug, and it broke into hundreds of little glass pieces all over the kitchen floor.
He went to get the broom and found the mice had eaten all the straw off the end of the broom.
Just then the doorbell rang, and irritated Santa marched to the door, yanked it open, and there stood a little angel with a great big Christmas tree.
The angel said very cheerfully, 'Merry Christmas, Santa. Isn't this a lovely day? I have a beautiful tree for you. Where would you like me to stick it?'
And so began the tradition of the little angel on top of the Christmas tree.
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This Time of Year…
"always gets me thinking about loving your fellow dog, man, cat or bird.
Even though we may be different from one another, sometimes fundamentally, we can still find common ground…even just to share a common love of taking a little nap."
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Even though we may be different from one another, sometimes fundamentally, we can still find common ground…even just to share a common love of taking a little nap."
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Friday, December 19, 2008
Pictures of the year : pets
Dotty the dachshund, from Bridgewater in Somerset, was a very strong contender in the 'bravest animal on wheels' category...
more here
Elf Pick Up List
"Has anyone ever told you you have beautiful knees?"
* "We don't see many happenin' ladies north of the Arctic Circle."
* "That's quite a set of ornaments you've got there."
* "Just because a guy wears tights doesn't mean he's gay."
* "One night with me, baby, and you'll be sneezin' tinsel."
* "Why, yes, I am George Stephanopoulos."
* "I can't tell you how hard it is to be the only elf who's Jewish."
* "Not everything about me is tiny."
* "That's not Elmo, but don't stop tickling."
* "I'm down here!"
* "Just because I have bells on my shoes doesn't mean I'm a sissy."
* "I was once a lawn ornament for Brad Pitt."
* "No, no, I don't bake cookies. You're thinking of those dorks at Keebler."
* "You'd look great in a Raggedy Ann wig."
* "I can eat my weight in cocktail wieners."
* "I taught Santa everything he knows."
* "I'm a magical being. Take off your bra."
* "I'm free on Christmas Eve."
* "Even Santa doesn't make candy as sweet as you."
* "I've got the keys to the sleigh tonight."
* "You know what they say about guys with big ears."
* "I get a thimbleful of tequila in me and I turn into a wild man."
* "I have certain needs that can't be satisfied by working on toys."
* "I can get you off the naughty list."
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* "We don't see many happenin' ladies north of the Arctic Circle."
* "That's quite a set of ornaments you've got there."
* "Just because a guy wears tights doesn't mean he's gay."
* "One night with me, baby, and you'll be sneezin' tinsel."
* "Why, yes, I am George Stephanopoulos."
* "I can't tell you how hard it is to be the only elf who's Jewish."
* "Not everything about me is tiny."
* "That's not Elmo, but don't stop tickling."
* "I'm down here!"
* "Just because I have bells on my shoes doesn't mean I'm a sissy."
* "I was once a lawn ornament for Brad Pitt."
* "No, no, I don't bake cookies. You're thinking of those dorks at Keebler."
* "You'd look great in a Raggedy Ann wig."
* "I can eat my weight in cocktail wieners."
* "I taught Santa everything he knows."
* "I'm a magical being. Take off your bra."
* "I'm free on Christmas Eve."
* "Even Santa doesn't make candy as sweet as you."
* "I've got the keys to the sleigh tonight."
* "You know what they say about guys with big ears."
* "I get a thimbleful of tequila in me and I turn into a wild man."
* "I have certain needs that can't be satisfied by working on toys."
* "I can get you off the naughty list."
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Thursday, December 18, 2008
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Angry monkeys beat cruel trainer with his own stick
"Angry monkeys turn on their cruel trainer and beat him senseless with his own stick
after he handed out a vicious beating to one of the trio during a performance
riding mini bicycles in a market in Sizhou, China"
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Asthmatic cat treated with acupuncture
"A cat that suffered asthma and a cough for three years has been cured,
after her owner shunned traditional treatments and gave her pet a course of acupuncture.
South African alternative therapist Virginia Sanders turned to needle-based treatment
to help her eleven-year-old Siamese cat Kiki."
more here
Wednesday, December 17, 2008
Red light for Croatia
After meeting with the leaders of Slovenian parties, Pahor said that Slovenia
still souteneur in connection with seven chapters which
Croatia is supposed to open.
Progress is expected in the first half of 2009.
So thank you dear neighbors for this card.
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