We can't know for sure, but whatever the joke is, these beautiful creatures look to be sharing a big laugh.
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Thursday, August 27, 2009
What did one dolphin say to the other dolphin?
We can't know for sure, but whatever the joke is, these beautiful creatures look to be sharing a big laugh.
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Wizard
"An old man goes to the Wizard to ask him if he can remove a curse he has been living with for the last 40 years.
The Wizard says, 'Maybe, but you will have to tell me the exact words that were used to put the curse on you.”
The old man says without hesitation, “I now pronounce you man and wife.”"
The Wizard says, 'Maybe, but you will have to tell me the exact words that were used to put the curse on you.”
The old man says without hesitation, “I now pronounce you man and wife.”"
Wednesday, August 26, 2009
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Mink Coat
"Watching her mother as she tries on her new mink coat, the daughter protests,
“Mom, do you realize some poor, dumb beast suffered so you could have that coat?”
Her mother glares back at her and growls...
“Don’t you dare talk about your father that way!”
“Mom, do you realize some poor, dumb beast suffered so you could have that coat?”
Her mother glares back at her and growls...
“Don’t you dare talk about your father that way!”
Addictive Personality
"I have a very addictive personality. In fact, I just bought a book on addiction.
I love it.
I can't put it down."
Scott KennedyI love it.
I can't put it down."
Obsessive Compulsive Disorder
"I actually had anxiety for so long I went to a psychiatrist. And I said to the guy, 'I'm constantly anxious. What do I do?' He told me I had obsessive-compulsive disorder. I was shocked. I had to call him nine times to make sure he was certain."
Judy Gold
Tuesday, August 25, 2009
What does "Teacup Yorkie" really mean?
"There is is only 1 Yorkshire Terrier breed. There is no official breed known as the Teacup Yorkie. This holds true for just about all dog breeds. (The Miniature Poodle is an example of an exception)
However, with the Chihuahua, Pomeranian and other dogs including the Yorkie, there is only 1 dog breed. There is not a separate variety which is a Teacup, Miniature, Toy or other name which implies a smaller sized breed, separate from the standard breed.
Until rather recently, the AKC standard did not mention a minimum weight for the Yorkie. This left breeders the window of breeding down to any weight that they felt comfortable doing.
Now, there is a minimum weight stated in the AKC standard: 4 pounds ( 1.81 kg).
The term teacup refers to a dog on the smaller end of the weight standard. It may also refer to a dog under the weight standard.
There is no clear line. The media has taken this word and pushed it into the mainstream of those purchasing puppies. One breeder may call a 4 (1.81 kg) pound Yorkie a Teacup and another will refer only 2 or 3 pound (.90 kg or 1.36 kg) dogs as Teacups.
The public wants very small 'Teacup' Yorkies, but breeders know that very tiny dogs= health issues."
continue readingHowever, with the Chihuahua, Pomeranian and other dogs including the Yorkie, there is only 1 dog breed. There is not a separate variety which is a Teacup, Miniature, Toy or other name which implies a smaller sized breed, separate from the standard breed.
Until rather recently, the AKC standard did not mention a minimum weight for the Yorkie. This left breeders the window of breeding down to any weight that they felt comfortable doing.
Now, there is a minimum weight stated in the AKC standard: 4 pounds ( 1.81 kg).
The term teacup refers to a dog on the smaller end of the weight standard. It may also refer to a dog under the weight standard.
There is no clear line. The media has taken this word and pushed it into the mainstream of those purchasing puppies. One breeder may call a 4 (1.81 kg) pound Yorkie a Teacup and another will refer only 2 or 3 pound (.90 kg or 1.36 kg) dogs as Teacups.
The public wants very small 'Teacup' Yorkies, but breeders know that very tiny dogs= health issues."
Monday, August 24, 2009
Hedgehog joke wins comedy prize
1) Dan Antopolski - 'Hedgehogs - why can't they just share the hedge?'
• 2) Paddy Lennox - 'I was watching the London Marathon and saw one runner dressed as a chicken and another runner dressed as an egg. I thought: 'This could be interesting'.'
• 3) Sarah Millican - 'I had my boobs measured and bought a new bra. Now I call them Joe Cocker and Jennifer Warnes because they're up where they belong.'
• 4) Zoe Lyons - 'I went on a girls' night out recently. The invitation said 'dress to kill'. I went as Rose West.'
• 5) Jack Whitehall - 'I'm sure wherever my dad is; he's looking down on us. He's not dead, just very condescending.'"
• 6) Adam Hills - "Going to Starbucks for coffee is like going to prison for sex. You know you're going to get it, but it's going to be rough."
• 7) Marcus Brigstocke - "To the people who've got iPhones: you just bought one, you didn't invent it!"
• 8) Rhod Gilbert - "A spa hotel? It's like a normal hotel, only in reception there's a picture of a pebble."
• 9) Dan Antopolski - "I've been reading the news about there being a civil war in Madagascar. Well, I've seen it six times and there isn't."
• 10) Simon Brodkin (as Lee Nelson) - "I started so many fights at my school - I had that attention-deficit disorder. So I didn't finish a lot of them."
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• 2) Paddy Lennox - 'I was watching the London Marathon and saw one runner dressed as a chicken and another runner dressed as an egg. I thought: 'This could be interesting'.'
• 3) Sarah Millican - 'I had my boobs measured and bought a new bra. Now I call them Joe Cocker and Jennifer Warnes because they're up where they belong.'
• 4) Zoe Lyons - 'I went on a girls' night out recently. The invitation said 'dress to kill'. I went as Rose West.'
• 5) Jack Whitehall - 'I'm sure wherever my dad is; he's looking down on us. He's not dead, just very condescending.'"
• 6) Adam Hills - "Going to Starbucks for coffee is like going to prison for sex. You know you're going to get it, but it's going to be rough."
• 7) Marcus Brigstocke - "To the people who've got iPhones: you just bought one, you didn't invent it!"
• 8) Rhod Gilbert - "A spa hotel? It's like a normal hotel, only in reception there's a picture of a pebble."
• 9) Dan Antopolski - "I've been reading the news about there being a civil war in Madagascar. Well, I've seen it six times and there isn't."
• 10) Simon Brodkin (as Lee Nelson) - "I started so many fights at my school - I had that attention-deficit disorder. So I didn't finish a lot of them."
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