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Friday, August 14, 2009
Thursday, August 13, 2009
What's The First Thing You Noticed ?
"Three guys go in for a job interview, all at the same office.
The first one goes in for his interview and the interviewer says,
“What’s the first thing you see when you look at me?”
The guy says, “That’s not too hard, you’ve got no ears.”
The interviewer says, “That’s it, get out, you’ll never be seen around here again.”
The second man takes his turn and is asked the same question. The applicant replies, “Uh, you’ve got no ears.”
The interviewer throws the guy out, cursing and yelling that he’ll never get a job with his company.
As the second guy is leaving, the second guy warns the third guy, “Listen man, whatever you do, don’t say he hasn’t got any ears. He’s so touchy with the ear thing.”
“Okay,” said man #3 on his way into the office.
Once inside he is told, “Name the first thing you notice when you look at me.”
The guy answers, “That’s easy, you wear contacts.”
The interviewer was flabbergasted, “How on earth did you know that, son?”
The applicant answered, “What? Are you stupid?
You can’t wear glasses, you’ve got no ears!”
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The first one goes in for his interview and the interviewer says,
“What’s the first thing you see when you look at me?”
The guy says, “That’s not too hard, you’ve got no ears.”
The interviewer says, “That’s it, get out, you’ll never be seen around here again.”
The second man takes his turn and is asked the same question. The applicant replies, “Uh, you’ve got no ears.”
The interviewer throws the guy out, cursing and yelling that he’ll never get a job with his company.
As the second guy is leaving, the second guy warns the third guy, “Listen man, whatever you do, don’t say he hasn’t got any ears. He’s so touchy with the ear thing.”
“Okay,” said man #3 on his way into the office.
Once inside he is told, “Name the first thing you notice when you look at me.”
The guy answers, “That’s easy, you wear contacts.”
The interviewer was flabbergasted, “How on earth did you know that, son?”
The applicant answered, “What? Are you stupid?
You can’t wear glasses, you’ve got no ears!”
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Tuesday, August 11, 2009
Monday, August 10, 2009
‘Plastic Life’
Photographer Vincent Bousserez has artfully created an entire world of miniature plastic people that live hyperkinetic lives working and playing hard.
more here
Sunday, August 9, 2009
Saturday, August 8, 2009
'Bumper' the stoat was released back into the wild after RSPCA workers freed him from the BMW car grille
"As he swerved to avoid a hedgehog in the road, Mervyn Draper saw another little pair of startled eyes staring up at him in the headlights of his BMW.
Hearing no bump, he decided he must have missed the mystery animal and completed his journey home.
It was not until late the next morning that he discovered a stoat poking head first through the Z4 sports car's side grille, frantically trying to wriggle free through a quarter-inch gap."
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Hearing no bump, he decided he must have missed the mystery animal and completed his journey home.
It was not until late the next morning that he discovered a stoat poking head first through the Z4 sports car's side grille, frantically trying to wriggle free through a quarter-inch gap."
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How a mother bird made her lazy brood of ducklings walk the plank
"Ducks out of water."
"The mother duck spots her lazy brood aboard the plank and flips them into the water."
"The mother bird has her ducklings back in the pond where they belong."
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