A woman arrived at a party, but didn't see anyone she knew.
As she looked around, she spotted an attractive man, who was standing alone.
She approached him and introduced herself: 'Hi, my name is Carmen.'
'That's a beautiful name,' he replied, 'Is it a family name?'
'No,' she replied. 'I gave it to myself. It reflects the things I like most, cars and men.'
'What's your name?' she asked.
'Bob Titsenbeer,' he replied."
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Saturday, March 15, 2008
Friday, March 14, 2008
Heart-Shaped Croatian Island -Galešnjak
This lovely heart shaped Croatian island is located in Zadarski Kanal (Zadar Channel) between Zadar and Island of Pasman.
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Thursday, March 13, 2008
Movie Scenes Made of Legos
Rick: I'm saying it because it's true. Inside of us, we both know you belong with Victor. You're part of his work, the thing that keeps him going. If that plane leaves the ground and you're not with him, you'll regret it. Maybe not today. Maybe not tomorrow, but soon and for the rest of your life.Ilsa: But what about us?
Rick: We'll always have Paris. We didn't have, we, we lost it until you came to Casablanca. We got it back last night.
Ilsa: When I said I would never leave you.
Rick: And you never will. But I've got a job to do, too. Where I'm going, you can't follow. What I've got to do, you can't be any part of. Ilsa, I'm no good at being noble, but it doesn't take much to see that the problems of three little people don't amount to a hill of beans in this crazy world. Someday you'll understand that. Now, now... Here's looking at you kid.
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How Much Exercise ?
Niki & ObiA mature Yorkie can walk for 30 minutes while a puppy or a senior will benefit from spending 15 minutes on an outing.Once properly conditioned , a Yorkie (like my Obi)
is capable of running 5 km or more a day.He likes to go exploring,and going outside
provides mental stimulation as well as physical exercise.Because he is small,this dog
can get enough exercise just staying inside the house.My second dog is female Niki,and she is not crazy for long walks like Obi.I have a solution for that problem ,when she is tired I take her in my arms. Encouraging your Yorkie to play
games is another way to add some exercise into your dog's life.He likes to be kept busy,and the more often you offer different activities, the more physically and mentally fit he will be.
Wednesday, March 12, 2008
R.E.M. to preview new album on Facebook
Rockers R.E.M. are set to preview their new LP via social networking site Facebook - allowing its users to listen to new tracks before the album is released.
In a groundbreaking move, the 'Losing My Religion' stars will stream their new 'Accelerate' album through the site's iLike application from 24 March - almost a week before the album is due to hit record shop shelves.
R.E.M. are the first major act to use the medium of iLike to preview their music, and frontman Michael Stipe claims the move is needed if the band are to stay ahead in modern music.
The 48-year-old tells Billboard.com: 'I think you can either go with it or sit back and watch it happen, and I would rather be out on the field than in the bleachers.'"
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In a groundbreaking move, the 'Losing My Religion' stars will stream their new 'Accelerate' album through the site's iLike application from 24 March - almost a week before the album is due to hit record shop shelves.
R.E.M. are the first major act to use the medium of iLike to preview their music, and frontman Michael Stipe claims the move is needed if the band are to stay ahead in modern music.
The 48-year-old tells Billboard.com: 'I think you can either go with it or sit back and watch it happen, and I would rather be out on the field than in the bleachers.'"
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Fruit Loops
"Two brothers, ages 6 and 8, decide they are old enough to start cursing. So
they plan to use dirty words the next morning at breakfast. The 8-year-old
says he'll use the world HELL and tells the 6-year-old to use ASS.
Well, the next morning they head downstairs for breakfast. And when their
mother asks them what they want, the 8-year-old says, 'Ah, Hell, I'll have
some Fruit Loops.'
Shocked, the mother wheels around and backhands him on his
chair, sending him screaming back upstairs. She then turns to the 6-year-old
and says, 'What are you going to have?' He replies, 'I don't know, but
you can bet your ass it ain't gonna be Fruit Loops.'"
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they plan to use dirty words the next morning at breakfast. The 8-year-old
says he'll use the world HELL and tells the 6-year-old to use ASS.
Well, the next morning they head downstairs for breakfast. And when their
mother asks them what they want, the 8-year-old says, 'Ah, Hell, I'll have
some Fruit Loops.'
Shocked, the mother wheels around and backhands him on his
chair, sending him screaming back upstairs. She then turns to the 6-year-old
and says, 'What are you going to have?' He replies, 'I don't know, but
you can bet your ass it ain't gonna be Fruit Loops.'"
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Rain,Rain,Go Away ..or Stay!
It's March and to quote a popular children's saying, it really does seem to come "in like a lion and out like a lamb." Each day it rains this month, your pet can go out ... dry and in style! Here are some rainy day fashions for those days when it's raining cats and dogs.
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Men are like...
"Men are like linoleum: Lay them once right and you can walk on them for the next 20 years.
Men are like parking spots: The good ones are taken, and the rest are handicapped.
Men are like snowstorms: You never know when they are coming, how many inches you'll get, or how long it will last.
Men are like plungers: They spend most of their time in the hardware store or the bathroom.
Men are like horoscopes: They always tell you what to do, and they are always wrong.
Men are like coffee: The best ones are rich, warm, and keep you up all night long.
Men are like coolers: Load them with beer, and you can take them anywhere.
Men are like computers: Hard to figure out and never have enough memory.
Men are like vacations: They never seem to last long enough.
Men are like fine wine: They all start out as grapes, and it is your job to stomp on them and keep them in the dark until they mature into something you'd want to have with dinner.
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Men are like parking spots: The good ones are taken, and the rest are handicapped.
Men are like snowstorms: You never know when they are coming, how many inches you'll get, or how long it will last.
Men are like plungers: They spend most of their time in the hardware store or the bathroom.
Men are like horoscopes: They always tell you what to do, and they are always wrong.
Men are like coffee: The best ones are rich, warm, and keep you up all night long.
Men are like coolers: Load them with beer, and you can take them anywhere.
Men are like computers: Hard to figure out and never have enough memory.
Men are like vacations: They never seem to last long enough.
Men are like fine wine: They all start out as grapes, and it is your job to stomp on them and keep them in the dark until they mature into something you'd want to have with dinner.
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Tuesday, March 11, 2008
DARN THESE FLYS
An Englishman, a Scott, and a Irishman walked into a pub.
Each orderd a pint of beer . Then a fly landed in each one's
beer . The Englishman, turning slightly green, pushed his beer away and asked for another one .The Scott took the fly out ,
shrugged, and drank his beer . The Irisman pinched the fly
between his fingers and yelled ' SPIT IT OUT! 'SPIT IT OUT!'"
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Monday, March 10, 2008
The Price Of A Dog's Do
I take my dogs here for grooming .A friend took her dog to the parlor for a haircut, and asked what it would cost.
Being told that it would cost her 60 bucks, she was shocked. 'I only pay 50 dollars for my own haircut,' she said with disdain.
'But you don't bite do you?' the groomer quickly replied."
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Legal and Logical
"After failing his 'Logistics and Organization' exam, a student confronted his professor.
'Sir, do you understand anything about this subject?'
'Of course. Otherwise I would not be a professor!'
'Really? Then allow me to ask you one question. If you answer it correctly, I'll accept my failing grade and leave quietly. But if you don't know the answer, I want an 'A' on my exam.'
'Okay. It's a deal. What's your question?'
'What is legal but not logical, logical but not legal, and neither logical nor legal?'
After long consideration, the professor conceded and changed the student's score to an 'A.'
Afterwards, the professor asked one of his best students the same question.
The good student answered immediately: 'Sir, you are 63 years old and married to a 35-year-old woman which is legal but not logical. Your wife has a 22-year-old lover which is logical but not legal. And the fact that you have given your wife's lover an 'A' when he should have failed is neither legal nor logical!'"
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'Sir, do you understand anything about this subject?'
'Of course. Otherwise I would not be a professor!'
'Really? Then allow me to ask you one question. If you answer it correctly, I'll accept my failing grade and leave quietly. But if you don't know the answer, I want an 'A' on my exam.'
'Okay. It's a deal. What's your question?'
'What is legal but not logical, logical but not legal, and neither logical nor legal?'
After long consideration, the professor conceded and changed the student's score to an 'A.'
Afterwards, the professor asked one of his best students the same question.
The good student answered immediately: 'Sir, you are 63 years old and married to a 35-year-old woman which is legal but not logical. Your wife has a 22-year-old lover which is logical but not legal. And the fact that you have given your wife's lover an 'A' when he should have failed is neither legal nor logical!'"
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Sunday, March 9, 2008
"Parking Fine"
"You know, somebody actually complimented me on my driving today. They left a little note on the windscreen, it said 'Parking Fine.'
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Women vs Men Drivers
One morning on the way to work, I looked over to my left and there was a woman in a brand new Lexus doing 80 mph with her face up next to her rear view mirror putting on her eyeliner. I looked away for a couple seconds and when I looked back she was halfway over in my lane, still working on that makeup.
As a man, I don't scare easily. But she scared me so much; I dropped my electric shaver, which knocked the donut out of my other hand. In all the confusion of trying to straighten out the car using my knees against the steering wheel, it knocked my cell phone away from my ear which fell into the coffee between my legs, splashed, and burned Big Jim and the Twins, ruined the damn phone, soaked my pants, AND disconnected an important call.
Damn women drivers! ;-)"
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As a man, I don't scare easily. But she scared me so much; I dropped my electric shaver, which knocked the donut out of my other hand. In all the confusion of trying to straighten out the car using my knees against the steering wheel, it knocked my cell phone away from my ear which fell into the coffee between my legs, splashed, and burned Big Jim and the Twins, ruined the damn phone, soaked my pants, AND disconnected an important call.
Damn women drivers! ;-)"
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Sure you could !
"A political man to a woman, 'You look beautiful today!!!!'
The woman replied, 'Thanks, but unfortunately I could not say the same about you.'
'Sure you could!!' said the political man, 'if you could lie as well as I do!'"
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The woman replied, 'Thanks, but unfortunately I could not say the same about you.'
'Sure you could!!' said the political man, 'if you could lie as well as I do!'"
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Saturday, March 8, 2008
philosophy humor
"An engineer, a scientist, a mathematician, and a philosopher are hiking through the hills of Scotland, when they see a lone black sheep in a field.
The engineer says, 'What do you know, it looks like the sheep around here are black.' The scientist looks at him skeptically and replies, 'Well, at least some of them are.' The mathematician considers this for a moment and replies, 'Well, at least one of them is.' Then the philosopher turns to them and says, 'Well, at least on one side.'"link
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