I'm hoping that picture like this will soon be history.Saturday, March 8, 2008
International Women's Day
The first IWD was observed on 28 February 1909 in the United States following a declaration by the Socialist Party of America. Among other relevant historic events, it commemorates the Triangle Shirtwaist Factory fire (New York, 1911), where over 140 women lost their lives. The idea of having an international women's day was first put forward at the turn of the 20th century amid rapid world industrialization and economic expansion that led to protests over working conditions. By urban legend,[1][2] women from clothing and textile factories staged one such protest on 8 March 1857 in New York City[citation needed] The garment workers were protesting against very poor working conditions and low wages. The protesters were attacked and dispersed by police. These women established their first labor union in the same month two years later.
More protests followed on 8 March in subsequent years, most notably in 1908 when 15,000 women marched through New York City demanding shorter hours, better pay and voting rights. In 1910 the first international women's conference was held in Copenhagen (in the labour-movement building located at Jagtvej 69, which until recently housed Ungdomshuset) by the Second International and an 'International Women's Day' was established, which was submitted by the important German Socialist Clara Zetkin. The following year, IWD was marked by over a million people in Austria, Denmark, Germany and Switzerland. However, soon thereafter, the Triangle Shirtwaist Factory fire in New York City killed over 140 garment workers. A lack of safety measures was blamed for the high death toll. Furthermore, on the eve of World War I, women across Europe held peace rallies on 8 March 1913. In the West, International Women's Day was commemorated during the 1910s and 1920s, but dwindled. It was revived by the rise of feminism in the 1960s.
More protests followed on 8 March in subsequent years, most notably in 1908 when 15,000 women marched through New York City demanding shorter hours, better pay and voting rights. In 1910 the first international women's conference was held in Copenhagen (in the labour-movement building located at Jagtvej 69, which until recently housed Ungdomshuset) by the Second International and an 'International Women's Day' was established, which was submitted by the important German Socialist Clara Zetkin. The following year, IWD was marked by over a million people in Austria, Denmark, Germany and Switzerland. However, soon thereafter, the Triangle Shirtwaist Factory fire in New York City killed over 140 garment workers. A lack of safety measures was blamed for the high death toll. Furthermore, on the eve of World War I, women across Europe held peace rallies on 8 March 1913. In the West, International Women's Day was commemorated during the 1910s and 1920s, but dwindled. It was revived by the rise of feminism in the 1960s.
Friday, March 7, 2008
Irish Coffee
'Only Irish Coffee provides in a single glass all four essential food groups: alcohol, caffeine, sugar, fat.'
Alex Levine"
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Three Dead Bodies
Three dead bodies turn up at the mortuary, all with very big smiles on their faces. The coroner calls the police to tell them what has happened.
'First body: Frenchman, 60, died of heart failure whilst making love to his mistress. Hence the enormous smile, Inspector', says the Coroner.
Put your ad here!
'Second body: 'Scotsman, 25, won a thousand pounds on the lottery, spent it all on whiskey. Died of alcohol poisoning, hence the smile.
'The Inspector asked, 'What of the third body?'
'Ah,' says the coroner, 'this is the most unusual one. Billy-Bob the redneck from Arkansas, 30, struck by lightning.'
'Why is he smiling then?' inquires the Inspector.
'Thought he was having his picture taken.'"
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'First body: Frenchman, 60, died of heart failure whilst making love to his mistress. Hence the enormous smile, Inspector', says the Coroner.
Put your ad here!
'Second body: 'Scotsman, 25, won a thousand pounds on the lottery, spent it all on whiskey. Died of alcohol poisoning, hence the smile.
'The Inspector asked, 'What of the third body?'
'Ah,' says the coroner, 'this is the most unusual one. Billy-Bob the redneck from Arkansas, 30, struck by lightning.'
'Why is he smiling then?' inquires the Inspector.
'Thought he was having his picture taken.'"
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Thursday, March 6, 2008
Upseting The Stewardess
On reaching his plane seat a man is surprised to see a parrot strapped in next to him. He asks the stewardess for a coffee whereupon the parrot squawks, "And get me a coke, you cow!"
The stewardess, flustered, brings back a coke for the parrot and forgets the coffee.
When this omission is pointed out to her, the parrot drains its glass and bawls "And get me another coke dogface!"
Quite upset, the girl comes back shaking with another coke but still no coffee.
Unaccustomed to such slackness the man tries the parrot's approach. "I've asked you twice for a coffee! Go and get it now you old goat!"
The next moment both he and the parrot have been wrenched up and thrown out of the emergency exit by two burly stewards.
Plunging downwards the parrot turns to him and says, "For someone who can't fly, you've got some guts!"
The stewardess, flustered, brings back a coke for the parrot and forgets the coffee.
When this omission is pointed out to her, the parrot drains its glass and bawls "And get me another coke dogface!"
Quite upset, the girl comes back shaking with another coke but still no coffee.
Unaccustomed to such slackness the man tries the parrot's approach. "I've asked you twice for a coffee! Go and get it now you old goat!"
The next moment both he and the parrot have been wrenched up and thrown out of the emergency exit by two burly stewards.
Plunging downwards the parrot turns to him and says, "For someone who can't fly, you've got some guts!"
Wednesday, March 5, 2008
Funny Marriage Quotes
"“My husband and I divorced over religious differences. He thought he was God, and I didn't.” -Unknown
“When a man opens the car door for his wife, it's
either a new car or a new wife.”
Prince Philip
“Marriage is like a phone call in the night: first the ring, and then you wake up.”
Evelyn Hendrickson
"Some people ask the secret of our long marriage. We take time to go to a restaurant two times a week. A little candlelight, dinner, soft music and dancing. She goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays."
Henry Youngman
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Respectfully Cheating
"Jack and Betty are celebrating their 50th wedding anniversary.
'Betty, I was wondering -- have you ever cheated on me?'
'Oh Jack, why would you ask such a question now? You don't want to ask that question...'
'Yes, Betty, I really want to know. Please.'
'Well, all right. Yes, 3 times.'
'Three? When were they?'
'Well, Jack, remember when you were 35 years old and you really wanted to start the business on your own and no bank would give you a loan?'
'Remember how one day the bank president himself came over to the house and signed the loan papers, no questions asked?'
'Oh, Betty, you did that for me! I respect you even more than ever, that you would do such a thing for me! So, when was number 2?'
'Well, Jack, remember when you had that last heart attack and you were needing that very tricky operation, and no surgeon would touch you?'
'Remember how Dr. DeBakey came all the way up here, to do the surgery himself, and then you were in good shape again?'
'I can't believe it! Betty, I love that you should do such a thing for me, to save my life! I couldn't have a more wonderful wife. To do such a thing, you must really love me darling. I couldn't be more moved. When was number 3?'
'Well, Jack, remember a few years ago, when you really wanted to be president of the golf club and you were 17 votes short?'"
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'Betty, I was wondering -- have you ever cheated on me?'
'Oh Jack, why would you ask such a question now? You don't want to ask that question...'
'Yes, Betty, I really want to know. Please.'
'Well, all right. Yes, 3 times.'
'Three? When were they?'
'Well, Jack, remember when you were 35 years old and you really wanted to start the business on your own and no bank would give you a loan?'
'Remember how one day the bank president himself came over to the house and signed the loan papers, no questions asked?'
'Oh, Betty, you did that for me! I respect you even more than ever, that you would do such a thing for me! So, when was number 2?'
'Well, Jack, remember when you had that last heart attack and you were needing that very tricky operation, and no surgeon would touch you?'
'Remember how Dr. DeBakey came all the way up here, to do the surgery himself, and then you were in good shape again?'
'I can't believe it! Betty, I love that you should do such a thing for me, to save my life! I couldn't have a more wonderful wife. To do such a thing, you must really love me darling. I couldn't be more moved. When was number 3?'
'Well, Jack, remember a few years ago, when you really wanted to be president of the golf club and you were 17 votes short?'"
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Tuesday, March 4, 2008
Legal Consultation
"A dog ran into a butcher shop and grabbed a roast off the counter.
Fortunately, the butcher recognized the dog as belonging to a
neighbour of his. The neighbour happened to be a lawyer. Incensed
at the theft, the butcher called up his neighbour and said, 'Hey,
if your dog stole a roast from my butcher shop, would you be liable
for the cost of the meat?' The lawyer replied, 'Of course, how much
was the roast?' '$7.98.' A few days later the butcher received a
check in the mail for $7.98. Attached to it was an invoice that read:
'Legal Consultation Service: $150.'"
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Fortunately, the butcher recognized the dog as belonging to a
neighbour of his. The neighbour happened to be a lawyer. Incensed
at the theft, the butcher called up his neighbour and said, 'Hey,
if your dog stole a roast from my butcher shop, would you be liable
for the cost of the meat?' The lawyer replied, 'Of course, how much
was the roast?' '$7.98.' A few days later the butcher received a
check in the mail for $7.98. Attached to it was an invoice that read:
'Legal Consultation Service: $150.'"
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Choosing A Male Or Female Yorkshire Terrier
As a potential Yorkshire Terrier buyer, one of the first decisions you have is determining if a male or female dog is the best match for you.
Avoid the temptation to just pick the "cutest" puppy or older Yorkie when choosing from Yorkshire Terrier breeders, and try to determine which gender will be the best possible match for you and your family.
Males
One of the most obvious physical characteristics of the male dog is that it is generally larger than females of the same breed, and eats more. Males are heavier, taller and stronger than female dogs, although this may be particularly of concern more in the larger breed dogs. Usually the size difference will only be a few inches in height, but it may be more substantial in weight. Male dogs tend to eat significantly more food than non-pregnant females.
Male Yorkshire Terriers may be more aggressive and independent than female dogs. Again, this is a more important consideration in larger breeds than smaller breeds. Some male Yorkies tend to be more difficult to manage in small, confined areas and often do not socialize well with other males. This will be particularly true if there are female dogs in the area that are in heat.
A male Yorkshire Terrier often will form a closer bond with one person, whereas a female dog tends to bond equally with many people.
Male Yorkshire Terrier puppies to develop quicker sexually than female dogs, and will display sexual tendencies at a younger age. This is a concern if there are other dogs in the house or in the neighborhood that may come into heat. The male dogs will tend to roam, as they can smell female dogs in heat for many miles and if allowed, may even be gone for several days in a row in pursuit of females.
You may find that the male becomes very possessive of the female - even towards humans. This may be a concern if you have small children in house, or do not have the dogs kenneled. In addition, the male may become aggressive towards the female if she is not receptive to his advances. Any breeding pair of dogs needs to be carefully monitored.
Male Yorkshire Terrier puppies tend to be more difficult to train than female Yorkshire Terrier puppies, and are more independent in nature. They also tend to be friskier and require more exercise. Males may be more difficult to socialize with other animals and other dogs, and need to begin socialization training at a young age.
Females
Female Yorkshire Terriers tend to be smaller than male dogs of the same breed and are often less aggressive. However, a female dog protecting a litter of puppies can be just as aggressive as a male. A female Yorkshire Terrier with her first litter should be carefully monitored for the first few weeks, to see how protective she becomes of the puppies.
Females will come into heat at least twice a year for approximately three weeks. During this time there will be a noticeable discharge of fluid from the female, that is designed to attract the male dog.
Female Yorkies tend to be less excitable and easier to train. They can, however, become easily cowed or shy if treated harshly, or scolded in a rough or angry tone of voice. Female dogs tend to bond with many people. They may be less protective in general than male dogs, however are also easier to socialize with other animals.
I can tell you from my experience , if you can, take both.It's always fun in our home.
Avoid the temptation to just pick the "cutest" puppy or older Yorkie when choosing from Yorkshire Terrier breeders, and try to determine which gender will be the best possible match for you and your family.
Males
One of the most obvious physical characteristics of the male dog is that it is generally larger than females of the same breed, and eats more. Males are heavier, taller and stronger than female dogs, although this may be particularly of concern more in the larger breed dogs. Usually the size difference will only be a few inches in height, but it may be more substantial in weight. Male dogs tend to eat significantly more food than non-pregnant females.
Male Yorkshire Terriers may be more aggressive and independent than female dogs. Again, this is a more important consideration in larger breeds than smaller breeds. Some male Yorkies tend to be more difficult to manage in small, confined areas and often do not socialize well with other males. This will be particularly true if there are female dogs in the area that are in heat.
A male Yorkshire Terrier often will form a closer bond with one person, whereas a female dog tends to bond equally with many people.
Male Yorkshire Terrier puppies to develop quicker sexually than female dogs, and will display sexual tendencies at a younger age. This is a concern if there are other dogs in the house or in the neighborhood that may come into heat. The male dogs will tend to roam, as they can smell female dogs in heat for many miles and if allowed, may even be gone for several days in a row in pursuit of females.
You may find that the male becomes very possessive of the female - even towards humans. This may be a concern if you have small children in house, or do not have the dogs kenneled. In addition, the male may become aggressive towards the female if she is not receptive to his advances. Any breeding pair of dogs needs to be carefully monitored.
Male Yorkshire Terrier puppies tend to be more difficult to train than female Yorkshire Terrier puppies, and are more independent in nature. They also tend to be friskier and require more exercise. Males may be more difficult to socialize with other animals and other dogs, and need to begin socialization training at a young age.
Females
Female Yorkshire Terriers tend to be smaller than male dogs of the same breed and are often less aggressive. However, a female dog protecting a litter of puppies can be just as aggressive as a male. A female Yorkshire Terrier with her first litter should be carefully monitored for the first few weeks, to see how protective she becomes of the puppies.
Females will come into heat at least twice a year for approximately three weeks. During this time there will be a noticeable discharge of fluid from the female, that is designed to attract the male dog.
Female Yorkies tend to be less excitable and easier to train. They can, however, become easily cowed or shy if treated harshly, or scolded in a rough or angry tone of voice. Female dogs tend to bond with many people. They may be less protective in general than male dogs, however are also easier to socialize with other animals.
I can tell you from my experience , if you can, take both.It's always fun in our home.
Monday, March 3, 2008
Do I look like a weatherman?
A husband and his wife were sound asleep when suddenly the phone rang. The husband picked up the phone and said, "Hello? How the heck do I know? What do I look like, a weatherman?" He then slammed the phone down and settled into bed. "Who was that?" asked his wife. "I don't know. It was some guy who wanted to know if the coast was clear."link
Confession
"An elderly couple, still very loving after all these years, is shocked
when the woman's doctor says she has a heart condition that could kill her
at any time. She is to avoid stress, eat right, and never, ever have sex
again -- the strain would be too much.
The couple reluctantly try to live by these rules. Both get really horny
over time, however, and the husband decides he'd better sleep downstairs
on the couch to guard against temptation.
This works for a few weeks, until late one night when they meet each other
on the stairs -- she's coming downstairs, he's heading up.
'Honey, I have a confession to make,' the woman says, her voice quavering.
'I was about to commit suicide.'
'I'm glad to hear it, sweetie,' the man says, 'Because I was just coming
upstairs to kill you!'"
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when the woman's doctor says she has a heart condition that could kill her
at any time. She is to avoid stress, eat right, and never, ever have sex
again -- the strain would be too much.
The couple reluctantly try to live by these rules. Both get really horny
over time, however, and the husband decides he'd better sleep downstairs
on the couch to guard against temptation.
This works for a few weeks, until late one night when they meet each other
on the stairs -- she's coming downstairs, he's heading up.
'Honey, I have a confession to make,' the woman says, her voice quavering.
'I was about to commit suicide.'
'I'm glad to hear it, sweetie,' the man says, 'Because I was just coming
upstairs to kill you!'"
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Sunday, March 2, 2008
Suicidal Pets
"Poor Tigger comes home to find Fluffy dead,
now he wishes he had paid more attention to the warning signs."
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My iPhone
From today this little miracle is finally in my home, and I'm fascinated with it.
The only thing I need is a book like this, so tomorrow I must go in bookshop.
My sis is the best!
Saturday, March 1, 2008
Finish the start
My therapist told me the way to achieve true inner peace is to finish what I start. So far today, I have finished two bags of chips and a chocolate cake.
I feel better already.
Doctor Vs. Mechanic
Morris was removing some engine valves from a car on the lift when he spotted the famous heart surgeon Dr. Michael DeBakey, who was standing off to the side, waiting for the service manager. Morris, somewhat of a loud mouth, shouted across the garage, 'Hey DeBakey...Is dat you? Come over here a minute.'
The famous surgeon, a bit surprised, walked over to where Morris was working on a car. Morris in a loud voice, all could hear, said argumentatively, 'So Mr. fancy doctor, look at this work. I also take valves out, grind 'em, put in new parts, and when I finish this baby will purr like a kitten. So how come you get the big bucks, when you and me are doing basically the same work?'
DeBakey, very embarrassed, walked away and said softly, to Morris, 'Try doing your work with the engine running.'"
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The famous surgeon, a bit surprised, walked over to where Morris was working on a car. Morris in a loud voice, all could hear, said argumentatively, 'So Mr. fancy doctor, look at this work. I also take valves out, grind 'em, put in new parts, and when I finish this baby will purr like a kitten. So how come you get the big bucks, when you and me are doing basically the same work?'
DeBakey, very embarrassed, walked away and said softly, to Morris, 'Try doing your work with the engine running.'"
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