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Monday, February 25, 2008
The Oscars
The Coen brothers have taken an absolute victory at this year’s Oscars –No Country for Old Men takes four golden statues!
Whether you agree with the academy or not, Ethan and Joel Coen are the absolute winners of this year’s Oscars.
We must not forget Havier Bardemm who won an Oscar for best supporting actor in the same film. This means that the Coen brothers really took all of the Oscars that they were nominated for!
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Sunday, February 24, 2008
Saturday, February 23, 2008
Eduardo da Silva sustained a serious leg injury
"Arsenal striker Eduardo da Silva sustained a serious leg injury in the Premier League match against Birmingham City on Saturday.
The match was stopped for nearly eight minutes as the Brazilian-born Croatia international was treated on the field before finally being carried off on a stretcher.
Birmingham City defender Martin Taylor was given a straight red card for his challenge on Eduardo in the third minute.
Arsenal's players wandered around the pitch looking distraught and Sky television said they would not replay the incident because the pictures were too horrific.
Eduardo was taken straight to hospital and medical staff at the ground were also reported to be shocked at the seriousness of the injury.
No official comment on his condition was immediately available but the BBC said on their Web site (bbc.co.uk) that he had broken his left leg."
Bilić:
The match was stopped for nearly eight minutes as the Brazilian-born Croatia international was treated on the field before finally being carried off on a stretcher.
Birmingham City defender Martin Taylor was given a straight red card for his challenge on Eduardo in the third minute.
Arsenal's players wandered around the pitch looking distraught and Sky television said they would not replay the incident because the pictures were too horrific.
Eduardo was taken straight to hospital and medical staff at the ground were also reported to be shocked at the seriousness of the injury.
No official comment on his condition was immediately available but the BBC said on their Web site (bbc.co.uk) that he had broken his left leg."
Bilić:
What to Say to Eduardo Besides I Love Him
Dudu will return, I am certain of it. I really have nothing else to say at this moment, besides I love him, said Croatia’s coach.
Arsene Wenger insisted Martin Taylor should never be allowed to play football again after the Birmingham defender's foul left Eduardo with an horrific leg injury.
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Dudu will return, I am certain of it. I really have nothing else to say at this moment, besides I love him, said Croatia’s coach.
Arsene Wenger insisted Martin Taylor should never be allowed to play football again after the Birmingham defender's foul left Eduardo with an horrific leg injury.
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SHAME ON YOU - Martin Taylor-SHAME ON YOU
Parrot Prostitues
"A woman went to her priest with a problem. 'Father, I have two female parrots, and they only know how to say one thing. All they ever say is, 'Hi, we're prostitutes. Wanna have some fun?''
'That's terrible!' exclaimed the priest. 'But I think I can help. Bring your two female parrots over to my house, and I will put them with my two male parrots whom I taught to pray and read the Bible. My parrots will teach your parrots to stop saying that terrible phrase, and your female parrots will learn to praise and worship.'
The next day, the woman brought her female parrots to the priest's house. His two male parrots were holding rosary beads and quietly praying in their cage. The woman put her two female parrots in the cage with the male parrots. The females said, 'Hi, we're prostitutes. Wanna have some fun?'
One male parrot looked over at the other male parrot and exclaimed 'Put those beads away, our prayers have been answered!'"
'That's terrible!' exclaimed the priest. 'But I think I can help. Bring your two female parrots over to my house, and I will put them with my two male parrots whom I taught to pray and read the Bible. My parrots will teach your parrots to stop saying that terrible phrase, and your female parrots will learn to praise and worship.'
The next day, the woman brought her female parrots to the priest's house. His two male parrots were holding rosary beads and quietly praying in their cage. The woman put her two female parrots in the cage with the male parrots. The females said, 'Hi, we're prostitutes. Wanna have some fun?'
One male parrot looked over at the other male parrot and exclaimed 'Put those beads away, our prayers have been answered!'"
A Touching Story of Love and Marriage
"An elderly man lay dying in his bed. In death's agony, he suddenly smelled the aroma of his favorite chocolate chip cookies wafting up the stairs. He gathered his remaining strength, and lifted himself from the bed. Leaning against the wall, he slowly made his way out of the bedroom, and with even greater effort inched himself down the stairs, gripping the railing with both hands.
With labored breath, he leaned against the door frame, gazing into the kitchen. Were it not for death's agony, he would have thought himself already in heaven. There, spread out upon newspapers on the kitchen table, were literally hundreds of his favorite chocolate chip cookies.
Was it heaven? Or was it one final act of heroic love from his devoted wife, seeing to it that he left this world a happy man? Mustering one great final effort, he moved himself toward the table. His parched lips parted; the wondrous taste of the cookie was almost already in his mouth; seemingly bringing him back to life.
The aged and withered hand, shakily made its way to a cookie at the edge of the table, when it was suddenly smacked with a spatula by his wife.
'Stay out of those,' she said, 'they're for the funeral.'"
With labored breath, he leaned against the door frame, gazing into the kitchen. Were it not for death's agony, he would have thought himself already in heaven. There, spread out upon newspapers on the kitchen table, were literally hundreds of his favorite chocolate chip cookies.
Was it heaven? Or was it one final act of heroic love from his devoted wife, seeing to it that he left this world a happy man? Mustering one great final effort, he moved himself toward the table. His parched lips parted; the wondrous taste of the cookie was almost already in his mouth; seemingly bringing him back to life.
The aged and withered hand, shakily made its way to a cookie at the edge of the table, when it was suddenly smacked with a spatula by his wife.
'Stay out of those,' she said, 'they're for the funeral.'"
Friday, February 22, 2008
Married Men
"A man walks into a drug store with his 8-year old son. They happen to walk by the condom display, and the boy asks, ’What are these, Dad?’
To which the man matter-of-factly replies, ’Those are called condoms, son.... Men use them to have safe sex.’
’Oh I see,’ replied the boys pensively. ’Yes, I’ve heard of that in health class at school.’ He looks over the display and picks up a package of 3 and asks, ’Why are there 3 in this package.’
The dad replies, ’Those are for high school boys. One for Friday, one for Saturday, and one for Sunday.’
’Cool!’ says the boy. He notices a 6 pack and asks, ’Then who are these for?’ ’Those are for college men.’ the dad answers, ’TWO for Friday, TWO for Saturday, and TWO for Sunday.’
’WOW!’ exclaimed the boy, ’then who uses THESE?’ he asks, picking up a 12 pack. With a sigh, the dad replied, ’Those are for married men. One for January, one for February, one for March........’"
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To which the man matter-of-factly replies, ’Those are called condoms, son.... Men use them to have safe sex.’
’Oh I see,’ replied the boys pensively. ’Yes, I’ve heard of that in health class at school.’ He looks over the display and picks up a package of 3 and asks, ’Why are there 3 in this package.’
The dad replies, ’Those are for high school boys. One for Friday, one for Saturday, and one for Sunday.’
’Cool!’ says the boy. He notices a 6 pack and asks, ’Then who are these for?’ ’Those are for college men.’ the dad answers, ’TWO for Friday, TWO for Saturday, and TWO for Sunday.’
’WOW!’ exclaimed the boy, ’then who uses THESE?’ he asks, picking up a 12 pack. With a sigh, the dad replied, ’Those are for married men. One for January, one for February, one for March........’"
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Istrian Herding dog -short haired
ISTRIAN HERDING DOG (SHORT HAIRED)
Companion to the Benedictines
This is a very ancient breed of dog, and is most certainly a decedent of the long legged Ancient Egyptian herding dog. In on the first Croatian books written in old glagolic script, 'Hrvoje’s missal', their is an illustration drawn in miniature, and judging from it features it is the Istrian short-hair herding dog. It is a well known and well documented fact which can be confirmed in numerous historical records, that this herding dog was bred in many of the Benedictine monasteries in the Istria region. The Istrian herding dog has a number of features which are very similar to a Porcelain herding dog from France, who was also bred by Benedictine monks."
Companion to the Benedictines
This is a very ancient breed of dog, and is most certainly a decedent of the long legged Ancient Egyptian herding dog. In on the first Croatian books written in old glagolic script, 'Hrvoje’s missal', their is an illustration drawn in miniature, and judging from it features it is the Istrian short-hair herding dog. It is a well known and well documented fact which can be confirmed in numerous historical records, that this herding dog was bred in many of the Benedictine monasteries in the Istria region. The Istrian herding dog has a number of features which are very similar to a Porcelain herding dog from France, who was also bred by Benedictine monks."
Thursday, February 21, 2008
Lunar Eclipse Above Zagreb
A total lunar eclipse occurred on a Thursday morning, February 21, 2008 (in Europe and Africa; Wednesday evening, February 20 for the Americas). It was the first of the two predicted lunar eclipses in 2008, and the only total eclipse of the two. The next total lunar eclipse occurs December 21, 2010link
If Yoda was Forrest Gump
"If Yoda was Forrest Gump or Forrest Gump was Yoda: 'There is a dark chocolate, and a light chocolate...'"
Yoda Humor
Top Ten Yoda Thoughts
10. I should make my own line of ear muffs.
9. Maybe I should get some platforms.
8. I wonder why TY didn't make a Beanie Babie out of me.
7. Miss Piggy, her voice is so familiar...
6. Why didn't I get a lightsaber? I can handle it!
5. I wish I was tall enough to get into R-rated movies.
4. Stupid Weird Al. I didn't get one cent from his parody of me!
3. I'm cuter than ET! Aren't I? Come on!
2. Dang Luke Skywalker. Takes all the credit just because he's younger.
1. That Posh Spice is one hot babe!"
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Wednesday, February 20, 2008
Little Johnny
Teacher:
" How can one person make so many stupid mistakes in one day? "
Little Johnny:
" I get up early."
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The Croatian Sheepdog
MiškaThe Croatian Sheepdog is a native Croatian breed and is descended from dogs which the Croats brought with them from their original native land into the region they occupy today, and which has been continually bred in Croatia, mostly in the fertile plains of Slavonia, since their arrival.
The Croatian Sheepdog is an alert, agile, keen and intelligent dog with enormous energy and with a strong need for human companionship. It is healthy, resistant to disease and not expensive to keep. It possesses a well developed herding instinct and is an excellent watchdog."
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Tuesday, February 19, 2008
Your name never came up
"A man comes home from work and finds his wife admiring her breasts in the
mirror. He asks, 'What are you doing?'
She replies, 'I went to the doctor today, and he told me I have the breasts
of a 25 year old.'
The husband retorts, 'Well, what did he say about your 50 year old ass?'
She replies, 'Frankly dear, your name never came up.'"
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mirror. He asks, 'What are you doing?'
She replies, 'I went to the doctor today, and he told me I have the breasts
of a 25 year old.'
The husband retorts, 'Well, what did he say about your 50 year old ass?'
She replies, 'Frankly dear, your name never came up.'"
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