via
Sunday, May 31, 2009
Saturday, May 30, 2009
Friday, May 29, 2009
Who is Barack Obama?
"Contrary to the rumors you have heard, I was not born in a manger.
I was actually born on Krypton and sent here by my father Jor-El
to save the Planet Earth."
I was actually born on Krypton and sent here by my father Jor-El
to save the Planet Earth."
Funny Barack Obama Quotes
Thursday, May 28, 2009
How injured Tonka races around on her toy truck
"Meet the tortoise on wheels who could give any hare a run for its money despite having her leg bitten off by a dog.
When vets found the female wild red-footed tortoise her left front leg was in tatters and they feared she would never be able to move properly again.
But after patching her up one rescuer had an ingenious idea to help the little reptile - using wheels from a child's toy truck."
continue reading
Dog stuck in rabbit hole wriggles free after 25-day starvation diet
"A pet dog was trapped in an underground tunnel for 25 days - until he lost so much weight he could squeeze out again.
Jake the Jack Russell chased a rabbit into its burrow while out on walkies but then became wedged in the narrow walls of the warren.
Well-fed Jake was just too big to scamper out - and his owners had no idea where he had gone."
continue reading
It is a SCARF !
"A highway patrolman pulled alongside a speeding car. Glancing at the car,
he was astounded to see that the blonde behind the wheel was knitting.
The trooper cranked down his window and yelled to the driver--'PULL OVER!'
'NO!' the blonde yelled back, 'SCARF!'"
Subscribe to:
Posts (Atom)