Slavenka & Obi: Back from Work

Tuesday, May 10, 2011

Dog Quotes

"Heaven goes by favour. If it went by merit,you would stay out and your dog would go in."
Mark Twain

"Man is a dog's idea of what God should be."
Holbrook Jackson

"The average dog is a nicer person than the average person."- Andrew A. Rooney

"To his dog, every man is King;hence the constant popularity of dogs."
Aldous Huxley

"If I have any beliefs about immortality, it is that certain dogs I have known will go to heaven, and very, very few persons." James Thurber

"Reverence: the spiritual attitude of a man to a godand a dog to a man."
Ambrose Bierce

"Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend:and inside a dog, it's too dark to read."
Groucho Marx

"A dog is not "almost human," and I know of no greater insult to the canine race than to describe it as such."
John Holmes

"If a dog will not come to you after having looked you in the face, you should go home and examine your conscience.
Woodrow Wilson

"The disposition of noble dogs is to be gentle with people they know and the opposite with those they don't know...How, then, can the dog be anything other than a lover of learning since it defines what's its own and what's alien."
Plato

"The great pleasure of a dog is that you may makea fool of yourself with him and not only will he not scold you,but he will make a fool of himself too."
Samuel Butler

"If you take a dog which is starving and feed him and make him prosperous, that dog will not bite you. This is the primary difference between a dog and a man."
Mark Twain

A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than he loves himself.
Josh Billings

Tuesday, May 10, 2011

Back from Work

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